capy thug
INTRO
[Scene: The streets of Solana. Joe, the cop, is patrolling the area when he spots Capybara, surrounded by a crowd of beaten-up meme characters.]Joe: Alright, what's going on here? Capy, you're under arrest for assault on fellow memes!Capy: [Looking innocent] Officer Joe, it's all a big misunderstanding! These guys were spreading FUD about me!Joe: FUD? What's that, some new meme slang?Capy: Yeah, Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt!Joe: Really? That's your reason for beating them up?Capy: Well, they stole my hat and called me a copycat...Joe: Alright, Capy, that's enough. You're coming with me.[Joe takes Capy away]Capy: I ain't going back to jail!
TOKENOMICS
No Tax: No catsLiquidity Burned: We've torched the evidence, making sure there's no escape route for any bad actors.Fair Distribution: From the kingpin to the street hustler, everyone gets a fair shot at the loot.Contract Renounced: We’ve cut the strings. The contract is off the leash!Community Launch: Join the heist of the century
Bail is set at $1Million!
HOW TO BAIL CAPY
Get Solana: It's like a digital thug bank for your coins.Swap Your SOL: Visit Raydium and swap SOL for CAPYTHUG.Hodl and Thug: Once you've bought CAPYTHUG, hodl them like a boss.Tell Your Friends: About your CAPYTHUG. Like an OG marking their turf, but way cooler.
Token Address
HKUVNhJ1aX1Mtr93hcokfJzcwLgbGzbXFVfnef2bne9T
Enjoy the thug life to the moon!
© Disclaimer: Alright, listen up, playa. Everything on this site is for laughs and chuckles, capisce? It's not financial advice or any serious business. Investing in crypto is like trying to understand why a capybara's so chill – it's risky and baffling. So, do your own homework before diving in. If you lose your shirt, don't come crying to us. We're here for the memes, not the money.